This isn’t right. This isn’t even wrong.
Response after reading a colleague’s paper, quoted in The Successful Toastmaster: A Treasure Chest of Introductions, Epigrams, Humor, and Quotations (1966) by Herbert Victor Prochnow, p. 350, and in Mathematical Apocrypha Redux: More Stories and Anecdotes of Mathematicians and the Mathematical (2005) by Steven George Krantz, p. 194.
This paper is so bad it is not even wrong.
As quoted in Comic Sections: The Book of Mathematical Jokes, Humour, Wit, and Wisdom (1993) by Des MacHale
Taken from Wikiquote page of Pauli.